May 2013
kuroenigma:
echobo:
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
wartortles:
*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
egberts:
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
babyferaligator:
â ê î ô û
look at all the little vowels with their little party hats
April 2013
forever:
i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
ianthe:
headup-billybuddy:
the-future-mrs-solo:
whatheballs:
shavingryansprivates:
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
person: stop apologizing.
me: sorry.
me: wait fuck, no sorry i didn't mean--
me: shit, sorry i--
me: SORRY I MEANT--
me: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT SORRY I WASN'T THINKING--
me: wait no fuck shit sorry i did it again i--
me: fuck
me:
me: sorry